He Claims To Have Met Jesus Face To Face – What Are Your Thoughts?

I’m not totally sure, but I’m fairly sure Jesus didn’t tell this self-proclaimed legend of his own mind to buy a Beamer Benz and Bentley with church donations. False Apostle David E. Taylor must have been tuning into the life-giving words of rapper Lloyd Banks, rather than Jesus himself by the sounds of this hilarious testimony given under oath to the Michigan Bar. 

MATTHEW 7:15; “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.”

I’m fairly certain his legal team will be attempting to get this video taken off of YouTube, not to worry though, I’ve provided you with two sources of the video in case one gets taken down!

I thoroughly enjoyed how he justifies spending thousands of dollars of the churches money at the Louis Vuitton store because “their belts are more lasting”. Oh heavens……I had no idea that quality was the number one reason people shopped at the Louis Vuitton store.

Other suitable titles to this post:”AHAHHA This Guy Is A Joke” or “Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada”

I had no idea that God also suggested to beat your daughter with belts when she frustrates you! Let’s hope that he was using a Louis Vuitton belt when he was doing it to avoid the chance of it breaking due to its superior quality. I have clearly been reading the New Testament wrong and have so many questions for my Pastor tomorrow at church.